The Worst Luck I've Ever Seen in Mario -

 you appear to have misclicked your character there no no no i assure you that no you you you appear i think you were going for like peach or wario but you appear to be like stuck look is the controller broken do you need me to look at it there's still time i can reset the console no we'll make waluigi the hard mode cpu but then we'll make mario the easy one because i love this because it's always like pinky on the brain because like one of like mario's going to be dumb as [ __ ] where's waluigi actually knows how to play the games and it's actually quite funny there we go we'll give him a chance oh i forgot to pay attention to toad he was telling us about the board oh no you were all the dice oh [ __ ] what were you saying about mario no he's not a failure he got eight i'm so proud i kind of regret giving him the bonus star now but that's fine he's planting something in the whipped cream i'm so proud of him whipped cream ain't soil how does that work oh you've lined up luigi oh no so that just takes your coins oh no damn it waluigi oh god they've set up like toll booths so you can steal coins no no get out of the way oh that's good ah hello waluigi's drinking snow like mario is just a child lost in the supermarket right now god love him someone find his parents oh i hear come on now come on now that's that's oh you're hacking julia are you using an action replay what are you talking about oh my god you can't get that off the controller you can't do that julie this is your controller your controller how dare you yeah you've modified it you've modified it i'm not convinced the man's ai is designed to have pity if we just keep kicking balls with him like we'll probably hurt him you know what game was good mario mario football like i missed i missed the goal how am i missing the goal is he not even moving mario where are you done with your skills daniel i missed like four shots and he wasn't even it's kind of weird like oh he's growing a big one oh shoot oh no could this one maybe steal stars instead well i think yep that's what it is that's medicine oh wow i don't like that at all mario police watch out are you happy for me not particularly i'll be honest with you hey i believe in my boy waluigi i don't believe in mario don't believe it do you not i i wonder why oh my god mario move a rip mario jesus christ he almost got me killed oh oh oh oh oh  come on come on in here oh come on waluigi i believe in you come on i have  destroyed he's almost made it he's  almost made it oh yeah i have destroyed you definitely have what it takes to be a superstar yeah yeah congratulations well luigi i'm so happy for you what's down on the table salt are you crying in tears of salt is that is that what it is so tell us gonna hold up the sign so you can oh you can you can do that  too oh yeah just just like that just like  that what it's very mean eject him poor mario's gone prove who's the boss who's a real luigi come on no come on luigi get off the ledge get after that she keeps coming back oh my god you put his ai on the heart okay you're gone you're gone you can't come back from that jesus christ okay mario's gonna buy his star look at him go where are you at um i'm behind mario in the queue okay god he's actually got two stars now parties in last i'm fully aware right it's gonna look i'm gonna get a star in a moment i'm gonna jump up the second [ __ ] don't you don't get this oh my god oh my god my heart a lottery oh there's gambling in this one great choose a seed one's a winner the others aren't okay teeny bibi one eenie beebe get the bad one damn it that's probably good okay all right this is how it's done let's get this start i i'm just staying here oh i got whacked oh don't don't come up when they're looking at you there we go now it's done congrats i love how you're being like a good sport and i'm just like trash talking the entire time that's how it's done [ __ ] you julie  congratulations daniel you did great

that game can't wait for the eventual  fist fight it's it's gonna come like for now i'm just very calm as soon as he takes the lead the violence will erupt the violence will erupt god will freaking help you oh come on mario get the bad seed no mario get the bad one please no mario he's pro he's programmed to lose mario you win the prize nice work take this 10 coin bonus i'm still ahead of you well i mean i i also have 60 coins you  know what that's fair oh no large place if i fall on this breakings that's well mario is unfortunately like going to fall victim there at some point like you cannot it's only a matter of time if the rest of my team here could ground pound why aren't any of them going for it it's just me mario you have you jumped like twice come on daisy come on daisy he's just riding the cloud take that [ __ ] mario you useless piece of [ __ ] don't talk about mario like this he's had enough time in the spotlight directly on the bowser mario directly on the bowser come on mario don't even have a single coin poor mario chance time space oh mario please daisy oh no luigi mario no how could you you know i've always thought of like this guy he's my favorite character really the best character and i cannot wait to see chris pratt in the role i'm sorry what was this why why did mario get his face that screws you over oh no daniel there's still time to delete daisy from the game you don't have to suffer anymore you don't have to suffer anymore i will delete god give me your wallet daisy oh daisy's having a rough day you are not going to escape unleashed on the world oh no someone's been awakened here it's like oh [ __ ] julie's like kind of changed as a person five minutes ago oh yeah you're you're such good sports i don't i don't know oh i'm already dead luigi you really need to move no come on

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aren't you doing great there you got so many oh what's that action replay you've got there here oh oh such a shame oh oh awesome bad daniel oh no oh no what's going on let's do this crowd oh no oh well luigi is a king it's a good thing he wasn't added to smash you're mad because he didn't deserve the spot oh great okay i go first all right give it a hug give it your best bet i'm gonna watch you so that i kind of learn how the mechanics work yeah this is definitely not okay so more power might be needed

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oh that would have been quite not good okay all right that one waluigi where is he going oh [ __ ] is he gonna get it oh yes luigi yes okay how's my man mario going here no it's done how's mario going to do come on mario come on show them oh that's actually closer than i think i was oh mario's showing you oh i dropped my controller i was very upset and distressed by this apparently oh no he's got another big one waluigi's just gonna crush us how much he has so much money he does jesus he still has 46 coins you say that you have 79 coins true but 10 wow mario mario's in the [ __ ] league oh no how does this happen i just hope mario likes stubs his toes lucky's face oh i said stubs his toe i just bit my tongue that cost of your next star is cutting my tongue would be great double dice i bit my tongue oh no did you i was i i wish mario would stub his toe and i bit my tongue it hurts let's try the white block i'm gonna [ __ ] me with oh hello i'm gonna take you just a little longer well that's okay i don't have enough coins yeah like why did you eat this thing it doesn't even benefit you yes you are it doesn't even benefit you but it pisses you off so i'm happy like you're going out of your way to inconvenience yourself despite me like you're lit like you're cutting off your own yes welcome to the mario party squid games second is the best spot to go there because the odds are pretty well favored and i won't die here it's either you or waluigi have fun this is the end i'm oh i'm not dead oh no it's just a fresh round okay no one's died come on waluigi oh my god yeah this is gonna be a thing i'm okay 50 50. you're just flipping a coin each time oh i'm dead i'm down oh there you go i'm dead i was trying to get the moment that daisy was being catapulted off the screen oh luigi's gone oh no waluigi all the pressure on that game come on you're pr you have to lose it's in your programming come on mario come on mario survive stop fighting there we go thank you mario thank you mario appreciate it buddy mario gets to live oh sorry apparently congrats congratulations congratulations congratulations oh wait everyone bets coins now this is kind of unfair how many coins are wagered because you don't have the [ __ ] admission price waluigi has 55 how the [ __ ] did he get that

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oh no you do get more you do get more if you build them up oh [ __ ] oh no was that what it was about yeah i just i got a lot more there oh we've misunderstood it oh mistakes oh no i'm dead i'm dead oh my god he's just got it yeah you got it you got to stop though oh jesus christ you stole all my stars waluigi oh my stars and this is what happens you lost your stars yourself all of them please somebody steal everything from this man no i i was working sabotage you i'm working hard is mugging me working hard it takes a lot of difficulty to mug someone they have to get the planet this is not illegal daniel oh oh so you can okay but you can just burn out it seems to be like blue carrots what do the blue carrots do blue carrots probably are like a bad thing oh frick yeah they are better i'm still going to beat you in the race come on oh at least i'm not mario come on come on come on david come on second look at mario go he's just having a fun time he's just having fun what are we just kicking our ass we just went to the shops and we put him in like the cart like the car just outside while we go do shopping and he's just like back and forth yeah i'm having fun oh no this is like the real sad hide and seek

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fun don't do it while luigi don't do it don't i mean we're on a team here right oh yeah team sure we all lose together here oh no oh no for mario for mario come on there's only two come on come on he's got a 50 50 challenge oh [ __ ] you no you could have hit better you should have had better what oh that's the guy who got booted off in the first he was going second he was going from right to left and you should have worked that out so uh where are my heels so i can crush you're not even wearing heels right now like let me go get like an aggressive shoe i can i can inherit them all right i got a lot of valuable resources uh let's see oh come on there's red spaces there too it doesn't matter too much but like just salt in the wound okay we just gotta hide whoa that's two of them oh no oh that was pretty straightforward honestly that's bullcrap i object i'm still out you get better at the games don't worry don't patronize yourself i'm so sorry like like you know i want to stress here that like julie is a very good friend of mine and like you know i'd only be like this around good friends because anyone else i'd be like insufferable look forward to your next soup that sounds right or sinister oh god i'm cooking my own meals the next one

next pizza is good i'm gonna i'm gonna order my own food oh no mario oh wow oh she's getting no oh god damn it he is so much i'd like huh what do you got for me bowser

oh i gotta put the cracker down to make this is gonna rock your taste buds i have to buy his birthday cake you can you cannot better watch those two why why did luigi like pay for that like that's just oh i need to line this up please give me your money please no it gets richer  the rich i don't know if you could hear the buttons right now wait did it did they actually do it no this is already slow wait wait wait pick it up oh come on no i was button-meshing wrong oh oh my god come on waluigi how could you make yours go so far i was i was doing like my hand hurts how is he still in it thank you oh my god oh my god i should have done it on the table this is slander this is why my hand hurts now slander while the weed is in the like biscuits it's not even close like even with bonus stars we can't beat them are you sure to win yes wait yes is mario getting a bonus for being second yes but no like what the [ __ ] he's already second oh yes he's already had enough of a handicap oh great sorry are you though are you sorry though i'm so sorry no you're not sorry i just just don't roll a one thank you oh no i lined up oh i have to do a mario oh no oh please mario no this is his ass he's easy level ai he's easy level ai okay drain them dry yes oh mario please he's just like having a walk in the park he's like oh hi look at all these guys oh my god these nice walls thank you for your coins mario god damn it oh mario thanks mario i appreciate it god lovin he did his best oh my god oh no wait how does this work there's two of wait no oh thank god he didn't land on it i thought he landed on me and mario that's so funny he's got five stars he does how do we stop him i mean is that even worth it probably not at this point you know what i'll do it anyway i'll do it i don't know if it helps too much there's only three turns sabotages you like at the last room i'll be i don't think i'm the enemy right now you're still my enemy it's just like okay i know you know it's not gonna help me win the war but i just really just like you like i need to get a good enough dice roll to get to the shop and then get a good triple dice so i can get back and then maybe win two bonus stairs okay kills the speed up how did he get a head start max speed okay oh wow i got it oh wow okay new record oh you know they used to call me the drift king back in college so it's not that surprising right no [ __ ] they did oh one of these days i'm just gonna say that to you just gonna be like oh [ __ ] off daniel i've gotten off to the shop this is the first step please lose please tell me you're gonna lose okay oh that's fine uh this is like if i can win this this just means i get more coins than no one else does boulder bowl it was a bit too close there we go get a nice three further pardon my language but it's a bit of a murder there we go sick what does that mean circus okay 17. keep it up thank you oh  come on please please go see bowser  please go see bowser oh luigi you really like he really likes seeing  it bowser your cake was just so delicious  please rob him because bowser is like a turtle and if that's like a turtle cake does that mean like he just baked one of  his children into a cake that's grim it's kind of it's kind of [ __ ] up if you think about it why would you say this that oh fruit that's like that's like a toad eating like a mushroom stew  you can tell you're angry because you're speaking in french there's a language barrier suddenly the barrier is up i will to calculate preparing preparing i'm on artists artist senses oh oh no oh that's bad oh that's very bad artist sense is gone brain cell gone doing pretty good doing pretty good there we go pretty good oh my god yours is so good it's gonna measure accuracy though 93 yep yep to freak you freak you are you in the artist now julian [ __ ] my own job [Laughter] i'm gonna start using ms payne to make all my channel assets now you made your choice when you chose daisy all right there was no future here it was a trap this this is real unfortunate because this is going to take your coins and you're probably not going to get any benefit and like if you actually get the bowser flower you're going to lose even more coins that would be funny [ __ ] course it does that's a real unfortunate the games just like decided to kick me on the ground like you i i i'll be honest like daisy hate aside that's the worst luck i've ever seen i mean like i started off with the best luck you just got beaten down in this game ultrasound you are free from the pain now if i win both of these and waluigi doesn't i can win he's [ __ ] lose item bonus i think i get that yes yes take that you've lost us the game thank god you've lost us the game the actual results don't matter now it's just the fact that like i haven't won

that's enough yes it's enough of a victory the rich get richer oh i'm not inviting this guy back this is the last party waluigi oh my god that's a pretty brutal way to go what a way to go man what a game praying for our lives please like mario party cards don't kill me all hail waluigi oh hello waluigi patient the whoppity toes well at least i'm not you over there like being catapulted i'm just learning how to fly oh god that's daisy there being removed from the game you