Irish Mario Party Gets Violent -

 oh lads good [ __ ] start please let's go kevin you go first please don't play me like this again you go fast come on now get your seven even though you can't get it you'll just get it somehow and ally will come out of nowhere just go swing slightly further yeah he may have lost but at least he had an orgy afterwards oh my god how to make a family-friendly brand 27 million subscribers strong it's a safe place that puts a timer on the bomb guy in the middle and once it goes down to zero it blows up and everyone gets off we all get hot i saw your eyes light up in your stream there jack right oh my god what off the chair battery oh no swap controllers go for the other joy-con go off for the energy fan quickly jump first look at him just hitting the walls he's having a bit of trouble you [ __ ] are going down we'll see about that here comes daddy big nuts that's just one knot oh this this controls like a [ __ ] ford focus you're having a bit of trouble thereyeah you're not really turning much there jack shut the [ __ ] up oh watch out it's all up to you kevin please keep coming kevin i was saying so well no no oh my god even with that joycon drift dude daddy big nuts has destroyed us he was doing skidmarks in that massive thing you'll find set of teeth on you as well thanks invisalign oh do you need like a retainer he's just got the look we all know whoever gets to start first doesn't [ __ ] wait it means nothing wait is she just hopping over there that's so near what no oh second one please he can just get that again he doesn't have enough money right now yeah very close guarantee you you get it too you gravitate to it oh jesus i'm getting an ally again i taught you that's why i said he's guaranteed a two this game's rigged good to have you on board goomba don't be home i can they're sending me to the mines you're going to take you're going for a ride kevin i'm getting flashbacks i do like the little music here yeah after the misery

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oh dude the drift away controller it's so hard to walk miles away was donkey kong eating in my side because there's so many i was terrible at that jesus that's actually quite hard didn't you come second i did but it was a tricky one like me shifting my pants and my mother being like i had to be fair sphincter control is hard oddly specific has

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you can lower someone's role oh why not should laura live in northeast lower east he's got the ally but the bullying begins an ally to be fair you'll be grand also now you've lost your taste or your sense of smell as well and taste your taste the smell the taste the smell you can't taste the smells at least i get to sniff the coin as i go by who is that metallic smell it smells like iron oh no oh whoopsie-doopsie looks like you did a [ __ ] wookie no stop that and you got them i don't think i can roll high enough i think he i think he might it's seven dollars he can't he literally because the only way is to roll a seven and a two but you've got minus that was such a good poison mushroom that was so to be precise i just buckled to peer pressure and that's why peer pressure works it's just great anymore thank [ __ ] the dream team dahi let's see i mean i didn't even instigate that one oh no oh this is the basket one again oh you know how good i am at the basket you're going to get [ __ ] on now are you ready to eat my shitty seconds uh yes please not the lettuce [Music] besides everyone else's look it's not about the size of the basket it's about how you use it but it's big shots it's not a bad thing for you say top of the morning and say it see it top of the morning yeah nice top of the morning i love sports um well oh wait i forgot to peer pressure you [ __ ] sorry everyone's just staying quiet abductors no he's getting a mcdonald's he's getting chicken nuggets oh that's what he's saying no looks good don't forget my toy

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that's the one that came in the other half of me last week i had that one go back it's the same when i had one you tell them i sent you back okay sorry sorry guys yeah remember back in the day when mcdonald's would have to specify it was a lads or a girl's toy remember yorkie's uh terrorizer they used to not be for girls now and now they're first stop this stuff this [ __ ] back then it's crazy i i actually told my mother and my sister to like write to them to see if we could get free yorkies by saying like how sexist their slogan was even when i was like eight i knew how sexist it was and you were good at exploiting it too oh for sure classic delicacy boys get cancelled will you be my ally rosalina as much as you have you might deserve it do you think because yorkies you know how everything else has like what did they call it like the opposite of inflation like the great shrinkage of all gets smaller as the ears goes on like eggs are smaller yeah yeah yeah you're more expensive kevin just got three items no no no i didn't he has three mushrooms three mushrooms that's enough i missed it she get ridiculously lucky i i got three oh this one didn't work oh the pancake one no no no no oh god damn it oh my gosh

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oh jesus he's going to get another star no way he's going forward oh my god don't do it guess whose stars are going to steal this game come on temporary on the buzz this is how it feels that's how it felt for you it's the last game oh my gosh this guy's going for it this guy is absolutely i'm going for it got 13 i actually got it dude just robbed the star from right in front of my face wait where is yeah i had one earlier they've heavily rebranded as i imagined what's their slogan now it's just yorkie yeah this is yours let's not do that again we're sorry sorry changed oh my gosh how is he just getting everything happening all the time your coins depend on your rank at the mini game oh

the rumble matches on i was terrible at this one yeah this is really high stakes there's no rumble so confused don't be the rackets don't be the rackets just but oh this one's like it's fun so this one you're all sharing a vacuum cleaner oh my god you have to like try loosely coordinate it kevin kevin sabotage and i'll throw something your way okay

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oh he is you enjoy your digital friends dan cause you're not gonna have any real ones after this this is all the company i need oh we just we just have to look at the heart yeah oh okay and be the first one to do it that's the heart's inside i can't look at it oh no i don't like this this is horse advantage oh [ __ ] oh my god i'm not even looking the right way anymore i hated that i went blind halfway through that game stupid stick i know who i'm stealing the staff from are you gonna take it from me yeah well

i'm not i'm not even winning no you'll be winning eventually no [ __ ] off no way oh no yeah but then dan's just going to get it now i know i suppose we emptively steal from dan even though i'm winning but we're all sitting on stand for some reason i need eight for the stars i think he landed on a green one again too we're gonna land another allies face

i didn't even say hi on the way past me either how's it going good to see you totally wait it's too late i can still see you no you still drove over me yeah i know who i'm robbing i've made myself a target yeah that might have been a mistake this is so i need more it's actually dumb you can't keep getting away with me it's [ __ ] the harem is back we're all friends are we i don't think friends need to say that out loud yeah i need to clarify that information out of the pool here comes fun okay i don't know what hot tub streams are allowed but hot dogs

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oh kevin kevin you're doing it for everybody you're doing it for ireland come on don't let him do it  kevin oh oh we're rolling we got first pacifist run we did it oh come on it's time it's time to awaken oh no he's gonna start talking about your keys again oh no and what else was sexist no ah you're miles from the star are you going for the tent oh the get to it guys exactly nine wow must be nice top over here this is number one [ __ ] you see why i have to rob him guys i understand i thought you were being aggressive earlier but no you were just being white you were wise i know what's coming this doesn't bode well for me because if you're predicting the future i'm going to have five kids better get started the clock's ticking i'm using the austrian that's the only thing yeah use the use the dash one use the dash one go on that literally guarantees you get it by the way yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm sure whether to try and get more distance i don't know like how they respawn or yeah you get the star but you get something else after oh god this is going to be down to the wire again because if daddy steals mine we're all to a piece again oh my gosh oh right next to you john's plan paid off sean oh my god it worked out she came back all right we got to pump it let me assume the position for efficient pumping i should close the curtains maybe

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oh i'm getting spewing it's all about the rhythm it's all about the rhythm it's all about the rhythm boys oh wait wait fast isn't actually whoever wins this it doesn't say anything about that personal life i didn't reach it i'm just saying the guy who won is the only one here with the kid yeah i thought it would have been a bit we don't need to know that was so fun to listen to because i don't have game audio like you guys i just heard a bunch of men close your eyes for this section of the stream no no no no you need to use the other dice block don't do it i can't i can't back out of it you can't oh you don't do it i'm so sorry i'm liking this plan i'm so sorry equipped all right time to steal from my good old guy dan how are you doing oh jesus it's good to see you any friends you're taking the usual yeah oh from the back pocket thank you naughty ball takes second only this is we don't this is like the second the last turn where am i going now oh bomb oh i was panicking there is panicking guys don't take my star i've been here for a year all right use a hidden block be nice to jack use a hit oh no oh he's going for it he's going farther let's be real i'm gonna get a one anyway so it doesn't matter kevin you're [ __ ] dead to me it's not quite enough i'm just coming over to see you i knew i wouldn't make it too uh actually you're grand you're you're sound i'm sound by accident i threw my controller on the ground and i don't know where it is oh well at least jack is a big tower no no no no wait stay away from me i'm gone we're not doing what the biggest guy is left that oh even that wasn't even fair didn't stand a chance i feel like that was rigged kevin just murdered us yep that's right i did final turn use the difference

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let's get a gold mine gamble boys why not that sounds fun does the gold mine do i don't know let's gamble special event boys gambling time all right off you go what oh that's not a good pickaxe that was a wooden pickaxe for sure oh ridiculous ridiculous all right 12 to the star let's go for it come on oh no [ __ ] oh gang oh my god we got it i can't believe it give me that star that's insane that harem's coming in unreal i'm in first with more or more coins though so well i'm about to hit up a lack or two so i'm gonna take your coins chad oh my gosh we need a gang up and down no going up and down if you take it from me it just means that somebody else will get a bonus star so stone we just need to gang up on dan it's not rocket science here he turns over he's going to steal coins from i kind of have to take him from you i'm sorry sean all right septic eyes you know who to cancel my career is over i had a good run was it worth it was it worth it this is it i i have this i have this oh they gave me oh [ __ ] oh no kevin's in the league it's actually so easy no way and you're in third now jack you're in last go [ __ ] yourself daddy don't remind me anyway all in favor of bullying kevin in the last minute game i think from dan to give real quick schedule has changed oh oh i hate it i'm just going to [ __ ] block him i'm just talking he just saw like bump into kevin give me that don't be greedy give me that enough you have nothing get that in he's eating dinner get out of here you gotta take the help for kevin i don't know if that's the message you should be sending no i'm not content with that message mini game bonus whoever won the most video games that's stan that's gotta be dan oh it might it's definitely you dan there's no way it's not you dad see oh it is me okay that's me for sure gotta be i stepped on so many of those bonus goes to oh we all get one shot yeah we all won yeah

Music]and in the end sean canceled all of us he got thank you stop clapping donkey kong you're making yourself look stupid i know i know brian it's lovely to have you here too i know you've been mostly quiet but i hope you guys pick another four player game i can join in i'm so sorry look bryan first come first serve yeah it's great when i live on the west coast of america and i wake up and nogla has got four people in the irish lads youtube chat and also youtube channel let's review the chat now i know you're not asleep at 3am because you wake up would like to judge and try and get something going on yeah we got to spend today so then irish crack you