We Baked Kirby into

 one two one two factors done very tall he's very tall there we go I'm gonna squat for the next uh hour and a half at least look look how tall I am this man is short this is a short line where's the beans um all right I think we're good we got eggs you want eggs could there be bacon as well don't [ __ ] push your luck all right we're already making you a cake we are a whole a car do you know what expensive cars are in this economy yeah you're gonna have to get an insurance by the end of this stream that could be interpreted badly here you go there you go we're baking we're doing it in chocolate do you mind if I throw on some boppier tunes uh go over it go giveit give us some Doom soundtrack foreign 

300 grams of white chocolate that's everything we have in there 100 ml of cream and a cautious amount of color snort it stop that it's one in the afternoon right you'll be coughing up pink for the rest of your life like at least wait till three o'clock come on okay okay this is starting to get a bit tick you're not supposed to say that on the internet people people get very antsy about that word but that is looking quite simple have you made ice cream apparently so oh that can't be good that's okay it's fine I just haven't added enough lick quit yeah give it a mix I'll give it a good cream I'm going to actually get a little Ramekin just so we can test it cream it some more stop saying that you got to give it a good rounding now stop oh oh okay that's actually really strong that's oh wow that's really strong that was like a drop this is what we're at already like that's what that's already that was literally like adopt that was there that was like a crumb of it so what we can do as well with the cake later on just so this goes on kind of smoothly no that's just straight flesh oh no wait wait wait oh no you're the glob of Flesh Kirby's insides no no this is his skin exactly there's a difference so I suppose technique this is Kirby's organs but organ singular organ singular although once we add the ice no no no we're stopping there eyes and not flushing you because like please remember why have you melted me why have you done this Dan dance for chat I'll

have you know that I'm actually like a legendary at Just Dance all right now I can't do it without a Wii remote in my hand you know it's not the same thing with my phone or something don't be there he looks like Barney attacked me or something oh no not parody oh no oh no oh no no oh I'm after getting it on me I picked up the lid just to close this over oh I see Barney got you as well Barney got me oh God it's not coming up I would like to preface that this is not blood Kirby then trails are everywhere in that ball right now so we just need to group it together would you like an egg I'm okay all right well thank you got an egg now I'm okay I'd like one now please oh let's put it in max power maximum baking can be a nice calm relaxing experience don't trust it you just snap its neck yeah I just snapped it it's me now it's dead but now we don't have to worry about it so you know I'll get the wrapper of this just so it actually sticks

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look no one judges right like sometimes you want to butter a pan you want to be lazy about it it works pick up the stick of butter and just pop it in right now listen get it all up in there and then you pop it back in the fridge afterwards right no one needs to know it'll be fine that should be fine should I just pop this in yeah I thought you were interested I honestly thought you were gonna sit the bowl in the chips I'll scrape it in and you can make this yourself at home as long as you have three hands all right the oven is I'm gonna give another minute I think they're Josie I know where my oven is so that needs to go in for 35 minutes hey Google are you really happy I'm happy to help that's a lie Okay Google what's my name your name www and Google's too happy so you know I'll do my best I'll try and get as much teammate and we'll distribute we can get you know do you ever see the teapot with like the the four spouts you're just like oh no that sounds like good Abomination that's like one of those teapot to make use it's supposed to poison your enemies or something assassins teapot that people are saying I've never heard of that you should get one no they're great oh yeah let me just get in this I get lots of use out of them benefit of Assassin's teapot for an average person automatic mixing of tea and milk if you pour both at once it's not the worst idea actually no no that's kind of terrible because then you have like oh the ratio of tea to milk yeah you're gonna pour both of them together I mean you could make it work the Milky at War from the t2 it will like it'll turn on you it'll be like goopy like you'll see like solid milk just kind of like what oh there you go there's a crunchy bit for you now you can slurp that on up I'll tell you look we've added free cheese well I heard the word flash me and I had to do something about it oh no are you excited to try me oh yeah last thing you see before you die hi octane action really non-stop carry-on like them shows we could say here's the one it's like no you got to suffer with us chamber it's in the heart chamber it's in the sauna I don't like the idea that it's sweating in there oh it's gonna be salty by the time it comes out real quick um do you want me do I maybe take off your microphone uh maybe take your mic off you're just gonna hear it's like unzip oh god oh I shouldn't have had that enchilada it's like oh Jesus my heart it feels so good I don't remember eating corn I'm gonna blow my nose and I apologize foreign

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hey Google I just want to freak you out you're okay Carry On uh do we have a sieve handy we do um this one's wet hang on give me one that has a lot of grip as the kids say

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but that's what they say trying to keep busting and being balling get out of my house RT is so old honestly like I I'm convinced I was born in a different generation or something 80 years are longer than human years that's what you Zoomers like to listen to right yeah the Zoomers love all of this kind of stuff gen Z Millennial gang avocado toast am I right you leave avocados out of this okay I know the trends I know Mario I thought you're gonna say I know Mary I know Mary Jesus we do we do do we want to or is it it could be a bit of a risk I think we try it where is the little we get to use more did Dan just drop the F-bomb yeah he said Frick you freaking oh [ __ ] did I [ __ ] swear I'm so [ __ ] sorry I know those [ __ ] kid's watching the [ __ ] stream I think that might be too much Jesus [ __ ] Christ that's everywhere oh [ __ ] [ __ ] bollocks so we need yellow fondant we need brown fondant which I think we can use a little cocoa powder for if we messed up sure am I okay to just tear this off yeah it's fine it was only look don't be too precious with it it was only like

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like Play-Doh is edible if you bake it it's actually no have you ever smelled that stuff I mean but it has to be non-toxic because surely when they make Play-Doh they're fully aware that kids are going to eat at significant non-toxic and you probably still shouldn't like consume it like crayons are non-toxic but you probably still shouldn't melt them down and drink them true

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oh well that's gone I heard that like Ricochet Off the Wall over there that's fine we didn't need that good anyway it started to actually stick to my hand oh no this is great like a paste oh boy you look like a child who was just drawn on the walls with crayon you're just like did you do that no no no like genuinely that looks good like mine is more or less I think his Goods is getting I've got another tiny little bit in I think we're good and it tastes it smells like chocolate as well so that's nice it smells like regress it's okay higher end of the sponge seems to be doing the trick you're exfoliating It Off I mean sure look if it works I didn't need that skin anyway let me let me make it like a nice sandwich here right look at that it's a sandwich why don't you want don't actually I might get away with using the red food coloring for his little little face oh words it's not blood that genuinely looks like you've done somebody it's like what have I done it looks like someone's had like their gallbladder out were you recently aiming for an operation I think we found it do you need this back oh Lord oh no no I don't he's so cheap it's just the dead eyes oh no we lost them and the police show up I really cannot open the door I mean knowing the guards are probably just like ah yeah fair enough yep I just have like a knife in my hand too it's like how can I help us like it actually looks like a tongue more than anything else give me one sec it's gonna be a delicious cake it took a lot of work to get this made too oh that's cute look at that oh yeah that's really cute ain't it we have to find a way to stick these together but you know we'll find a way um just like a little bit of the buttercream oh [ __ ] here we go

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you just got coconut mold send this to your friends to totally coconut more of them where's the cake that's a good question oh it's in the fridge God I actually had the moment I was looking around I was like where did we put the cake wait a minute we forgot something so we can stack it up like that okay the buttercream and the jam in the middle and we then leave shape it you feeling brave all right you can freehand us he's freehanded us he's going he is now like this this this is the difference between like a Kirby car and a family sedan right a Kirby 's no no we might need it okay I don't have batteries oh yeah the crumbs on the table we might need it that's pretty good actually look that's a parachute it looks like she looks like a good time

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it's like you're done Thanksgiving Caravan the turkey except it's the care okay yeah that's pretty good I think that's pretty good I think we're doing all right

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that's the tap running that's not me personally I likely story  we might have made a little too much buttercream oh my God look it's his stomach okay so you want a hearty dollar pajama oh he's got blood in him oh there we go because now we got her now it's not like dripping out the side oh he's dripping a little bit okay

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oh no you got the drip that's where all the woke guys are saying stop we could do them armless but oh the only way Eyes Only arms well the only way because I'm just thinking right because the arm is like quite a noticeable bit at the side and it's kind of just stuck on and I don't know if we're going to be able to do that after they get oh me too you want to call it a day no oh

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don't worry about it we'll be fine no don't worry though it'll be fine we've known that we know you are right you're breathing a lot there you could you do a little less of that this is how they make carrots yep you have to get the good icing you could use this to make like a parking spot indicator that let's get cute we can make a parking meter and then make Kirby pay  for parking Kirby gets fined for not penny in the Square I'll be in five minutes after two tough luck Kirby hey  Google do you have drip here's the definition of drip let fall or be so wet as to shed small drops of liquid take that answer as you will I haven't had lunch today that's great do you have breakfast a little pan of chocolate it's not all you want to eat today yeah what time is it it's like 25 done oh no I'm eating now but yeah there's a lot of work if you're decorating a cake like you have to you have to put a lot of work in that's why it takes me so long to get dressed what what I actually do a fortnight dance oh is that one of those Ticky Takis all the kids do I saw one of those sticky Takis oh it's good this it's called the floss but you don't floss your dentures and it's this movement they can do called a dab so it is a funny joke uh like or a meimei that the kids on the internet like uh called 69. that's um dank ganache okay you have been bound for my child now oh no I actually have oh no can I get a banner Meal please bad appeal hey it's looking pretty great there we go why did you think about that hang on let me get that again look at this one so it's a woman but she's saying virus scan and in the captain says nobody got time for that

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there's another one here where it's Grandma uh looking at the computer and she's asking what channel is the Netflix and the joke is she's old do you want to actually drip a little bit down you wanna just take a little bit and just you want me to drip careful careful done careful done careful done careful done more more around around significantly hard to her to be careful when you keep saying be careful be careful I understood that maybe what I'm in danger done come here what is it oh I'm a little sorry I'm like one percent sorry I was going for your face not your neck I'm sorry that's okay why are you breathing so Emily Emily you're making me nervous scratcherismo oh that's okay actually that's good I'mgenuinely look at that look at his mouth thanks oh cues oh that's actually adorable oh my God we've actually done something  quite good actually looks right I'm so happy oh   you're not you don't get to see him yet he's going in the fridge okay Google set a 10 minute timer sure 10 minutes starting now hey Google what's your funniest meme who's the king of this room the

room okay Google that's a meme I've considered a different line of work I feel like I was made for this line of work oh oh my God you're not ready for this  you're like you're actually not this is  so much better than I thought it would be  huh  should we put something to just hide the cake while we put the last touch on  those are the people suffered enough I'll just stand in the way just stand  the way and I'll take it out of the  fridge Garden here today Holy Communion do you like my apron get [ __ ] used to it let me show you also the funny Fortnight dance okay so you  start with the floss right and then you  go I'm sorry you were now being subjected to torture uh okay it's ready to dance it's ready it's right it's readywe're ready  I'm gonna bring it up to the camera be careful be careful relaxedyeah look at this look at this yeah we did it it's not a compass it's not onfire yesoh no he's he oh God he's gettingwrinkles see there he is so you can actually see that he is a little wrinkly he's got a  bit of a wrinkle going so we're cutting  his face off for his asswhy not both we're gonna eat yourspacers assit looks like he's like he's sitting like this  it does a little here it looks like he's just sitting like on the like a littleledge just like thinking about life you know oil

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I'm gonna jiggle a bit as you slice them

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there he goes

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oh can we get um here I'll take a picture again like a cross section that's the cross section buttercream what did you do to him we cut him out but there do you want some of Kirby's ass we're serving it up now here's your Kirby house oh great your curb us and hear you curba oh that's actually amazing with the jam that's really good oh this is absolutely wonderful that actually turned out great that's so good so now that I know this works I'm going to write it all up and I will post it in Discord or maybe somewhere else as well so that people can try it out yeah I'm not saying this is the best way to make this but it's definitely a way and it's not that difficult I'm just gonna let my hair down you can even curvy's ass at home thanks for having me here

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anytime hey Google do you eat ass sorry I didn't understand okay all right guys go on go on

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oh my God no I think Kirby's in trouble

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